I'd be a Tom Cruise fly, not a poo fly

EXCLUSIVE!

THE INTERVIEW YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO READ BUT DIDN'T KNOW IT UNTIL NOW!

THE INTERVIEWER: Bethany Pearce

THE INTERVIEWEE: Stacey Van Hecke

*part of the "tag-you're-it" interview series*

Bethany (Question #1):

If you could be a fly on the wall in anybody's home, whose would it be and why?

Stacey

I think it would have to be someone creepy and freaky, like Marilyn Manson, Michael Jackson, or Tom Cruise (yes, Tom Cruise!). Are these people really as creepy as I think they are?....I would observe them in all their weirdness, and report my findings back to whomever is interested (including the police, if need be). Hopefully, their freakishness is amusing to me, and not, like disturbing. I don't want to be scarred for life from watching Michael Jackson put on his "face" (if you even want to call it that)!

Oh, and just to clarify: If I literally had to be a fly on the wall, that's exactly the type of fly I would be....just a fly, hangin' out on the wall ("ho hum, buzzbuzz"). I wouldn't be one of those flies that hang out on poo or old food....

*the intriguing answers to the equally-intriguing questions 2, 3, 4, and 5 to come in the next few days....stay tuned!*